7 is 100% true
I’m 7 !!! 😆
please don’t flummox your men, it isn’t healthy for them, vet fees aren’t cheap
Deflummoxulation isn’t cheap!
I didn’t know what that word was and panicked for 5 minutes before googling it.
oh no, you’ve been flummoxed, breathe in this bag.
why does it smell like chloroform
shhh, just breathe
Can I have a go on the bag when Pudutr0n is done? I could use a nap
You mean Glen?
Glen Pudutr0n, yes
But men have no sense of smell.
I’d like to petition that we can have a flummox, as a treat 🥹
But is just a treat, not too regularly
Yaaaaay~
Not all of them are false…
Hello, fellow Glens
Glen, Glen 🤝
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
I was a hobbledehoy-pilled flummoxmaxxer, until i started snollygosting like a yogurt slinging Glen.
I don’t like how quickly my brain made sense of this
I don’t have a fiddle, I have a banjo. Am I still Glen?
Shhh Glen, you’ve been flummoxed, get in the mailbox
In Gothenburg every one is named Glen!
can we give them this? Of course we cannot.
Why does this feel so all-encompassing?
Actually all of the men in the Great Lakes area were lost in the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Every. Single. Man.
This is true
Source: am potato
In general, if someone hates you, I simply recommend not being around them. Not complicated.
Big if true.
This feels like the text equivalent of that one person who draws those people with the horrifically bad anatomy. You know, the guy who drew the mailman having his abnormally long fingers being licked by another man.
Chris Simpsons artist
I have not seen those, nor do I wish to now.
Damn. Now you all know my name! I also made the mistake of thinking deeply. May as well drop me from a helicopter. Preferably one very high up
Correction on point 1: Most men prefer you pour yogurt only into their mouth-hole, not any of the other holes. Please respect that.
I refuse to comment on points 2-10.
You’re telling me that Kellogg was an outlier?
