That’s a new use of the word “elegant” that I was unfamiliar with.

Scroll further down the page to learn that it’s on sale for €69.

Piss Wine is stored in the balls

I know what I’m getting for my next bachelorette party (or at least recommending it to my wife to give)

That wine’s gonna taste like ass

Now you can deepthroat directly without tasting it.

How do you get the wine into that thing?

If your piss is red you need to see a doctor

650 ml? Most bottles are 750, they couldve made the balls a bit larger. It wouldve looked better and held more wine.

I was given this decanter as a present. It is so hard to clean but it’s a show stopper for sure.

Pinot is stored in the balls.

Cradle the balls.