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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days ago

Looking for a career change? Then look no further!

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Looking for a career change? Then look no further!

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days ago
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    14 days ago

    While I love the joking in the comments section, I can’t help but feel a bit sad.

    I’d give almost anything for another sea going posting.

  • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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    13 days ago

    does a cajon count?

  • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip
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    14 days ago

    Can I bring my pet parrot ?

    • TotallyNotSpez@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      You’re hired!

      • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip
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        14 days ago

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine
    I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
    But times were tough and though I tried, the money wasn’t there
    'Til bankers came and took my land and told me “Fair is fair.”

    I looked for every kind of job, the answer always “no.”
    “Hire you now?” they’d laugh and say, “We just let forty go.”
    The government, it promised me a measly little sum
    But I’ve got too much pride to end up just another bum.

    But I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone.
    I’m gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!

    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      I don’t know the tune, but it works to Banned from Argo.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ptj7nYlyB0

  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now…

  • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
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    14 days ago

    I could play a cajon, would that work?

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    14 days ago

    What if the treasure still belongs to someone?

    • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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      13 days ago

      🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

    • speedstriker858@lemmy.zip
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      14 days ago

      That’s what those hatches on the lower deck are for

  • rumba@lemmy.zip
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    14 days ago

    consults wellerman lyrics

    hard pass

  • Hedup@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Honestly, rope blisters don’t seem as bad as what I’m working with rn.

  • trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    13 days ago

    If we have a right to choose the captain I’m sold.

  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Nice try IDF

  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Literally the only thing that would prevent me from saying yes is the lack of air conditioning.

    I can not tolerate the heat, at all

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      14 days ago

      You have to account for the sea breeze.

      • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        Not enough for me.

        edit

        To Be clear, I have a medical intolerance to heat. Its not about comfort.

        • root@lemmy.wtf
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          just dip in the water a bit

  • adhdsergio@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Do they offer free limes in the office?

    • cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOP
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      13 days ago

      Gotta keep that scurvy away somehow

  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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    14 days ago

    How do you even make the bass stay upright? Do you have to freeze it with its mouth open?

    • smeenz@lemmy.world
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      Easy mistake to make, but it’s not a sea bass, it’s; a C Bass (only has one string, tuned to C)

      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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        13 days ago

        I sea now. Tuna fish!

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    13 days ago

    The fact that there’s a performance based profit share is a huge draw

    • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      Also, if I remember correctly, the crew votes on the captain prior to setting sail and there are mechanisms in place to replace the captain if they aren’t performing well enough.

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