• FinishingDutch@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    “Oh you’re looking for a red KitchenAid blender type # 5KSB2073EER? Great! Here’s that 4 CD set of tradition Turkmenistan folk music you wanted.”

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      18 days ago

      Sorry all these other companies paid us more to put their shit in front of your eyeballs than the one who sells the thing you want.

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        18 days ago

        Amazon’s primary revenue driver is selling the top spots in their search results. So it’s no surprise that when you search for something, you almost never see what you’re looking for. They have literally created a system that intentionally shows you what you’re NOT looking for in order for them to make a profit.

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      18 days ago

      DDG is getting worse but it’s not this bad. I’ve tried Kagi’s free sample (about search 30/100 rn) and it’s excellent. I still don’t know if I’ll buy a subscription to it but I like the incentive model.

    • SippyCup@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      Ok. I’m adding that to my cart but I’m mad about it.

      Now show me the manual for the fucking blender you asshole.

      Blender tutorial noises

    • Cheesus@lemmy.ca
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      18 days ago

      I mean, one must admit that a 4 CD set of traditional Turkmenistan folk music does sound pretty sweet.