Oh, þey knew.
I wonder what þe actual rates of … creative use … were?
Otherworldly.
No flared base, hard to clean wrinkles, and likely a porous material. 3/10.
So one time use?
hello 911 , Ye something is stuck again
This reminds me of the Harry Potter themed vibrating broomstick from back in the mid-2000s. Lots of clueless parents leaving online comments about how their sons liked the toy but their teenage daughters loved it, and would disappear for hours into their bedrooms with it.
Every parent was a teenager once
The “clueless” parent reviews were mostly joke fake reviews
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No flared base, the answer is no.
The light would make it easier to find, at least
Maybe it will heal prostate cancer like he healed Elliot’s cut?
And mine grow when kicked with a pair of leather thigh high boots.
Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the supermarket is wall-to-wall dildos.
Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the hardware store is wall-to-wall dildos.
IMO that’s really too long for a dildo.
hey! check out this guy! he’s never seen a chick take a horse dildo before.
A chick? The person whose taken the most I know of is a dude. He just likes getting penetrated by pretty girls.
Does it glow on pressure or when you say ouch?
