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for a moment I thought this was satire.
It’s telling us about the fake news propaganda campaign about the quality of the copper
This photo makes me hungry for Frosted Mini Wheats
“Mmm… forbidden shredded wheat biscuit…”
And/or
“Mmm… sacrilicious…”
Scientists who tried to verify the authenticity of the artifact were called anti-semitic.
This is historically accurate, conceptually. Way back when they “found” a tablet in a wall that just completely coincidentally backed up all the shitty policies of the douchebag in charge at the time. Crazy how that happens.
The funny part is when those texts included “prophecies” of what that guy planned to do, but then he fucking died, and a few hundred years later, the people were like “oh those prophecies? Yeah no, they’re for… this guy here! See, it was all true.”
Great news everyone. We were doing a little tidying up and found this ancient text of laws we completely forgot about but should have been following the whole time. Unfortunately for my opposition it completely supports everything I believe. And the most miraculous thing about it is that the ink is still wet, which proves it is indeed a holy book.
