Good idea! I will make booty shorts with a QR code leading to my venmo. Pay me for this beautiful ass I work hard to maintain and you apparently appreciate enough to take a picture of.
It’s actually my ass, you can trust me, there is nobody on internet who lies. If people want to give me free money for my picture, I can send a link. Totally trustworthy link with qr code and everything.
I was actually thinking about walking around in real life wearing shorts like that, so not like I could lie to people on the internet because I’m actually walking around with this ass because it’s permanently one of my body parts in real life.
Good idea! I will make booty shorts with a QR code leading to my venmo. Pay me for this beautiful ass I work hard to maintain and you apparently appreciate enough to take a picture of.
Selling your ass just got a new meaning
They can’t have it. It’s mine. Just look at it, take a picture of it, and pay me money 🤑
So… rent your ass?
No. They just scan the QR code and transfer money from their bank account into mine, then go about their day.
It’s actually my ass, you can trust me, there is nobody on internet who lies. If people want to give me free money for my picture, I can send a link. Totally trustworthy link with qr code and everything.
I was actually thinking about walking around in real life wearing shorts like that, so not like I could lie to people on the internet because I’m actually walking around with this ass because it’s permanently one of my body parts in real life.