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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Its a circus and we're the clowns

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Its a circus and we're the clowns

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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    why do they need all three formats of video

  • Soulphite@reddthat.com
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    “You must have 15 years experience working for this company”

    -Startup Company

    • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz
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      “Great, I have a 40 years experience.”

      “Unfortunately you are too old.”

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      But also explain this GAP of 2 months in your C.V. 16 years ago.

    • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
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      Ai engineer entry level job

      look inside

      5+ years ai experience

    • red_tomato@lemmy.world
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      ”We need someone with 10 years of experience with this API”

      ”I’m the creator of this API, and I created it 7 years ago”

      ”Sorry, but you’re not qualified for this position”

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        1 month ago

        It’s wild that that basically happened

        • tmcgh@lemmy.zip
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          Really? What is it referring to? Regardless, I’d believe it.

          • village604@adultswim.fan
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            1 month ago

            Sebastian Ramirez Twitter post.

  • username_1@programming.devdeleted by creator
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    deleted by creator

    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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      1 month ago

      Just cabbages…

      https://youtu.be/VpIlZFkJ3Q8

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    1 month ago

    Why is Anne Hathaway catching strays?

    • Lena@gregtech.eu
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      1 month ago

      Anne Hathaway

      Shakespeare’s wife?

      • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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        Mike Tyson’s. Anne hath a way, he hath a will, then they kith.

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          What is fee fi foe?

          The first three digits of Mike Tyson’s phone number.

    • NekoKoneko@lemmy.world
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      Occupational hazard when her mouth is just that large.

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    They really want it to be a .mov file, not a .mp4 file. Don’t fuck this up or they’ll ghost you.

    • Denvil@piefed.world
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      No, they want 3 different takes of it. Two in .mov, and one in .mp4. Don’t fuck that up or they’ll send out a “don’t hire this guy” to every company they have contact information for

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    Why is Anne Hathaway looking at me like she’s my kid brother and mom just said it’s his turn to use the computer?

    • StillAlive@piefed.world
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      Origin of the meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5QIru-5ccM

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    Hey this happened to me ! In retrospect, shouldn’t have continued the application at that point

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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      Down for a round 2? I don’t have a job but i’d certainly love to see you begging

      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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        I’ll need financial compensation

        • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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          Brb, starting a gofundme. We’re both jobless bums.

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    Don’t forget that it’s all being fed into AI training without your consent now too

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    You forgot the take-home project to include free labor in your begging.

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    Me: I renewed my license this year.

    Them: how does a $50k sign-on bonus sound?

    Me: extremely suspicious.

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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      I don’t this one. Is this an adobe thing i’m too FOSS to understand?

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        I imagine they’re talking about security clearance licence. It’s a US government thing from what I have gathered.

        Having an employee with security clearance helps companies applying for contracts.

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          registered nurse actually. but when a job offers a bonus like that it’s because the place is really sketchy but they’re banking on you not being able to pay back the taxes that were taken out of the bonus you now owe them back if you quit in the next two years. like one of those nursing homes or for my specialty usually a state psych hospital where you’ve got like 40 patients a night and two techs if it’s an acute unit and it turns out somebody hung themselves while the techs slept through the last two rounds because they’re paying them less than Walmart and they don’t GAF.

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    I like to .mov it .mov it

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      From one Register to another?

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        Ablage P.

  • Herculeskan @lemmy.zip
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    They put you to record yourself, do exams and interview just to reject you

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    Also please complete this live brief that’s not actually a test, we just want the work doing for free.

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    I don’t think so…

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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      ???

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        You might not be aware, but Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep are in a movie together called the Devil wears Prada, and in the sequel, a Devil wears Prada 2, which just came out this weekend.

        Meryl Streep plays Anne Hathaway’s boss

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    It’s bad. Very bad.

    I spent the past month or so looking for my first job out or school. And so many places make you jump through hoops or have humiliation session interviews.

    The place I accepted the offer from called me once for screening. Then set up a technical interview.

    The technical interview was half of it talking about who I am. What I like to do. What I want to work on etc. and the other half them explaining what the job is, why it’s a great opportunity etc.

    Next day I got the offer. Simplest process ever and not humiliating at all. Felt like the exception. There are decent people out there still.

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So your technical interview was a regular interview and not a technical one?

      • shapis@lemmy.ml
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        Pretty much.

    • Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world
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      And often, the places with all the hoops are terrible places to work. Because guess what, they make you jump through hoops to do your job, and everything else.

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