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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon wants u 2 h8 him

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Anon wants u 2 h8 him

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • lauha@lemmy.world
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    flush toilet five times to get the shit stain off

    Become thirsty and run the sink for 20 minutes because the water is not cold enough

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    I like the possibility that he would get circumcized overnight, maybe by some fucked up fairy.

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      i knew a guy who got adult circumcised. dude was super insecure and weird, and desperate for other people to think he was ‘cool’.

      it was not cool to listen to 35 year old guy talk about his dick being cut.

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    And we don’t even know if they’re a cis white male yet

    • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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      We already know they’re male, due to uncircumcised part. Cis and white are still unclear, but it’s 4chan so high likelihood of those as well.

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        That’s true, it is 4chan after all

      • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Don’t make me post a Wikipedia article for female circumcision

        • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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          Please don’t. That stuff is beyond horrible.

    • lolo@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t we, though?

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        2 months ago

        Looks green to me

      • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s an anonymous space where you are de-facto not allowed to admit not being a cis white male, so definitely not

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    Pretty sure Chinese people generally have these, too. So that’s already 17% of the world’s population covered.

    • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」@piefed.ca
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      Ayyy, That’s my birth country!

      I was so shocked when I heard of the idea of circumcision

      wtf religion?

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        Real reason why yanks are so angry all the time.

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        It’s not even just religion, the US is crazy about it, too. There is some religious influence there, too (in the “no one should feel sexual pleasure” sense), but it’s mostly cultural. Also, the UN is promoting it in subsaharan Africa as an anti-HIV measure which at least has more merit than most other reasons, though sounds still kinda sketchy IMO.

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      Why did you spend so much time on this random idiot?

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        because I’m bored

    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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      I think the bacon part wasn’t about it being meat, or at least not only that. I think it was more likely to do with it being pork, which is not kosher or halal.

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    deleted by creator

    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The good ol waffle stomp.

  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    I don’t get people who think their genitals have magical powers depending on their physical state or lack of use.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The Mets suck, the Yankees suck, Knicks suck.

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