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“You’re irrelevant to me.”
I would not make you the night manager at a place that closed in the evening. Also your mother’s a huge slut.
I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.
I first saw this used by Hugh Hefner in some reality TV show with some of his bimbos in Venice. One of them said how cool it was to be where Al Capone was born and he responded with, “You’re so pretty.” Of course, she absolutely took the compliment at face value.
Lmao, it did took a while for me to register
I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.
I’ve also heard “wind sandwich.”
Soup sandwich is another
You’re about as smart as a bag of hammers.
As sharp as a bowling ball.
As cool as the breeze from a camel’s behind.
Or like Foghorn Leghorn said, “nice kid, but about as sharp as a sackful of wet mice!”
I have neither the crayons nor the inclination to explain it to you.
They’re a south-pointing compass (if they assert something, you know it’s wrong)
Just respond to everything they say with “sorry, I’m not into Pokemon.”
I can read it to you all day but unfortunately I cannot understand it for you.
You look easy to draw
You look like you were painted by Picasso.
A waste of space
Donkey meat is not transparent, get out of the way! I’m watching!
“I say this with the greatest respect…”
“You look so generic I got a deja vu the first time we met.”
I keep recycling this one but it’s hard not to. I have so few good ideas!
Have the day you deserve!
