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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Learn from those greater than yourself.

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Learn from those greater than yourself.

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • tomiant@piefed.social
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    1 month ago

    10 Habits of Ultra Succesful People:

  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    What kind of rounding has to be done to assume not using the bathroom constitutes 4 to 5 hours daily?!

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      do you not put the poop back in after you take it out?

      • Blibly@lemmy.world
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        You gotta let it out a little bit and then let it shlurp back up into your poop chute. Back and forth forever

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          ah yeah, the ole poop-n-slurp!

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            Ah yes, the sleep n slurp

            https://youtu.be/xioeX1rNtfE

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        That is disgusting. You gotta eat it for zero waste. I personally season it with pee powder.

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          moms urea powder was always the best!

          1000003698

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The same kind that equates horniness with ambition? 🤷🏻

      • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I think the plug saves him 4-5 hours of cranking it in the toilet.

        1000033254

        • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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          Thanks to modern technology you don’t even have to go to the toilet!

          Just get one of these for your desk:

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            What a time to be alive

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              Do you think we ever lived though?

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                That depends entirely on whether you have something in your butt.

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      Elvis math.

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    2 months ago

    go to the hospital. they’re used to it.

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    I’m glad to see more Entrapranure posts here, it’s something I really missed when I left Instagram.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      One of my favorites

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    ESC :q! to get the buttplug out

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    But I enjoy farting in my coworkers’ general direction

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      Get one that has a kazoo built in.

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    Isn’t that dangerous? Also, that sounds painful.

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