Garry Baldy

Parta DaMobba

Frank “The Prank”

Tony Falsetto

Pee-wee Hurt 'em

Ivan The Incontinent

Sloppy Joe

Ben Bada Bingo

Judas The Snitch

Oliver Garden

Fat Arteries

Sammy Stutters

Jimmy No Toes

Vinny Numbery

Parma John

Johnny Juicy

Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione Zamboni

Johnny Bagadonuts.

Lenny “Short Eyes” (he likes 'em young!)

Vinny “the Fish” (aka Vincenzo Pesce)

Pussy Hands

Johnny the Sharter Mucus Kevin Big Paulie Prolapse

Donny Little Hands

• Barry “The Hatchet”

You accidentally included the best-of list at the start, whoops