This feels illegal
Are they counting with the calories from the alcohol itself?
Hey, if you eat nothing while bing drinking you can keep calories low :)
Calories and thiamine both!

Pattern: Death
Try dying
We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories
The fat comes right off.
the maggots eat it. yum.
Big brain. Huuuge brain. Big ol’ bulbous throbbing pulsating brain time.
Classic so old I don’t even think it does the rounds anymore
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I’ve already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don’t keep it to the one drink.
Could it be that you forget to write down calories after a sufficient amount of alcohol?
Whiskey, the social laxative hero we all wanted, but didn’t know we needed.
Alcohol makes me eat more
Isn’t alcohol digested as sugar?
- Pure alcohol has 7 calories per gram
- Sugar has 3 calories per gram
- Carbs has 3 calories per gram
- Fat has 9 calories per gram
So you’re saying alcohol is healthier than fat…
Actually fat can help you feel full quicker and then eat less overall
Also, the whole myelin sheath thing.
“You should my calorie intake on the days I smoke crack!”
LLM-fueled?
Sowreee ofeesir, I’m on diet
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
lol. You should get rid of this app.





