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VitoRobles@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

If you catch them studdering, run.

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If you catch them studdering, run.

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VitoRobles@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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    4 months ago

    What’s studdering? Something to do with breeding animals, I assume?

    • ApeNo1@lemmy.world
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      I think they mean if they put on an eye piece and start repairing a watch in front of you. Happened to me so many times.

      Someone who studders.

      • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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        Ahhh - thanks for the excellent explanation, my fellow simian!

        • ApeNo1@lemmy.world
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          Ape alone… weak. Apes together… talk shit on internet

          • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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            4 months ago

            Amen, brother!

            Kinda feels weird to say considering I’m atheist…

      • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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        Seeing this picture just made me more grateful for the job I have. Things might suck sometimes, but at least I’m not hunched over a table using tweezers to hand-thread watch studs.

        More power to those who can do it, there’s probably a calm satisfaction to be gained. But man, it looks tedious.

    • FunkyCheese@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Its when a group of students are studying particularly hard

      • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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        Must be difficult for them to study when they’re particularly hard.

  • undree@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    If they don’t answer with the STAR method I am walking

    • pulsey@feddit.org
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      4 months ago

      whats the STAR method?

      • can@sh.itjust.works
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        4 months ago

        Same Type Attack Bon-- wait

      • Eczpurt@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Situation, Task, Action, Result.

        A basic guideline for answering questions with some degree of completeness.

        • loonsun@sh.itjust.works
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          Specifically its for answering behavioural interview questions which go “tell be about a time you did X and what happened as a result?”

  • pet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    What does ‘studdering’ mean, could you inform me by any chance?

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      OP is applying to a watchmaker, obv

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.todayOP
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      4 months ago

      It’s when a person can’t spelt very good.

      Now I don’t want to fix the title.

      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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        Good on you for leaving it. Boosts engagement and eff em anyways.

        Also, I didn’t know titles could be edited. Is it not like Reddit in that way?

        • can@sh.itjust.works
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          “engagement” only impacts a a couple of the sorting algorithms (active, and??) available here.

          Every part of a post can be edited here. But I agree with OP in standing by it once others have brought it up.

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      Everyone’s making jokes but if you’re serious they meant “stuttering”.

    • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s what happens after farding and shidding.

  • GroundedGator@lemmy.world
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    This is my reality.

  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works
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    It will go you those insights but it won’t give you the job .

  • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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    What’s a studder?

    • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      A cow that performed three miracles?

  • FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Cue the LinkedIn lunatic ranting that employment candidates asking critical questions of hiring organizations are a cancer on all industries.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    red foreman; twitchy

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    Those surveys are just theatre is what I want to hear.

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    Your average hiring manager for IC level employees will have no insight into that.

    • then_three_more@lemmy.world
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      Add I the end of the question, “that had a positive impact on you” they’re an employee too afterall

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        “We are actually a 3rd party responsible for finding and hiring candidates for our clients. We largely operate independently from the company.”

        • thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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          That too is an insight into the company.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    does the bathroom have a good fart fan

    • Echolynx@lemmy.zip
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      Or at least an air freshener…

  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    “studdering”?? I wish I could afford that

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    “Employees were complaining about low morale. So we threw them a mandatory after work pizza party for team building! It was a real hit, almost everyone showed up!”

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      “It wasn’t even paid. They just really wanted their jobpizza.”

      • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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        Pizza papers over a multitude of sins.

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    Oh yes, this is delicious! I’m making a note now.

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    I think we put in speed bumps a few years ago due to an employee complaint about speeding. I hate whoever suggested that. Not because people weren’t speeding/ riding tails, but now half the people drive 10 MPH going over 20 MPH speed bumps.

    • Nighed@feddit.uk
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      Speed bumps now are designed to make SUVs do 20. I don’t have an SUV, I can’t do 20 over them!

      • Doom@lemmy.world
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        Meanwhile in my jeep, “what speedbumps?”

        It’s almost as if speedbumps are stupid. If they really wanted to address speeding traffic calming designs would have done it better and been prettier to look at.

        • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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          You’re right. We should replace them with an automatic speed camera hooked up to automatic machine guns.

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            Seriously though, lane narrowing is more effective at speed reduction and traffic calming than speed bumps. Both, even, are better for particularly stubborn stretches of road.

            This does a much better job at reducing car speeds, and it is also vehicle size agnostic. People on SUVs feel far more threatened by narrowing lanes and will absolutely slow down. While they will plow through a speed bump because they can’t feel them with their emotional support tank’s suspension.

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          I swear jeeps and other “off road” vehicles take them the slowest.

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        It’s actually the big trucks and jeeps that take them the slowest, or the stupidly lowered cars. I take them fine in a crossover and have coworkers that do fine in priuses and other sedans.

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