I’ve hit the most satisfying weight for my OCD and I’m trapped now
Always concerned when someone is trapped inside a reflection. Try tapping the inside of an ankle by 123.45 times
This is one of my pet peeves - fraudulent scales. There’s no way in Hell that bathroom scale is that accurately measuring your weight. Yet it just displays it anyway to make the item feel more luxurious or high end than it really is.
Lol yeah i take it with a grain of salt and just focus on how my clothes fit better
Could you please explain why bathroom scales aren’t accurate? I love to learn and this is new to me.
A scale is a scale right?
Every scale has certain limitations on accuracy. A bathroom scale is just no where near the cost of a scale that can precisely measure to five significant figures.
I know what you mean but I can’t help but joke
“Dolly Parton, Keanu Reeves, who are the other 3 significant figures it can’t accurately weigh
My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight’s been “ERR” for years.
U got me :D
it stands for Exquisite Rad Radial. It just means you’re fuckin awesome.
Or at least their tires are 🤷
How tall are you? If I was down to 120 I would be near death.
How tall do you have to be for 120kg to be near death?
I didn’t realize we were using metric. I was thinking 120 Big Macs. My mistake.
That’s only a healthy weight if you have 4 feet.
I mean… we have hands because we evolved for most species they are feet. We kinda do have 4 feet
Yeah its in kgs mate
And that seems heavy for the person depicted. Doesn’t look to me to be approx 270lbs?
Bruh you’re replying to OP lol
That explains a lot lol. For the record I think America should switch to metric but until we do I thinks in freedom units.
I expected a brain in that reflection
I checked so many times for that before posting lol
Next step? 543,21kg
Don’t be so harsh! I’d accept 432,10 kg
Easy mode: 420kg
Hard mode: 4.20kg
Getting to 420kg without dying doesn’t sound that easy. It’s over half an F1car! You aren’t gonna be leaving you reinforced bed without a lot of help for a much of the time.
That also would be perfect!
Make sure you get a photo of 420.69 on the way up
Now stick to it
yes daddy
Daaaaaaam nice
That reflection does not look like 123kg to me, how??
Well of course not, the reflection is weightless, its the person who has weight
I’m 190cm and sure, a bit chubby, but easily break the 120kg mark
Unless you’re made of solid muscle, you may want to do some self reflection because 120kg at 190cm is pretty well into the range of clinical obesity.
I look into a mirror all the time
Jokes aside, you’re right, I should probably lose some weight. But it’s really not as bad as you might think
A bit?
I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.
We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.
We could call th e group ‘the daltons’ 😂
If anything like me, just tall
Aye?
19 stone
I have no idea what that is
oh Tomtits probably uses Imperial measurements
it’s 69673.1296433 drachms
About 123 Kilo
Closer to 123.5!
My dude, counting in stones are for rookies. OP weighs approximately 7 × 10⁸ grains of sand
Now try for trips.
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Old 4chan meme where posts were given a numerical value and users would try to guess/game doubles or triples for the last 2-3 digits in the string. It usually came with a stipulation, like “trips and I x”. Haven’t lurked in a looong time, so dunno if it’s still a thing. Might be showing my age.
Ah ok ive never used 4chan
You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.
…omg the phone’s weight on the scales
I can’t get over how your legs look in the reflection. looks like you’re wearing super tight shorts and your legs are squeezing out where they stop. kinda the upside down version of a muffin top
Yeah it looks weird as fuck, and my front knee looks off to the side somehow. Gotta admit though it was really flattering to my muffin top so im not complaining 🤣
gotta look at the positives :D
Also almost matches my duo lingo streak too lol
It’s not the perfect weight unless you are between 2.23 and 2.58 metres tall…
Lol dont take what i said literally mate
Same 😜
or possess any amount of muscle whatsoever
I have a bit of muscle but probs nothing to justify the weight lol
how tall are you?
Go back to bed. You’ve already won. The day can’t possibly get any better from here.
Nah i lost a little bit more weight so now the numbers are fucked :(
