Just look at his lil eyes! How could you fear him?! He likes cuddling and is very gentle _. But seriously, guys, stay away from his pincers/claws. They have a crushing force of 3,300 newtons (. _ . ) and can clip your fingies off in one snap!
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context: I didn’t know the exact crushing force of a coco crab so I was looking it up and this is what showed
This image could use some sharpness
Vert cute! but be careful!
The coconut crab is objectively one of the most terrifying creators on God’s green earth
And what do they create? Mayhem
YAY
I like me some cheerleader crab
No, too close to spiders
Jumping spider wan be your fren!
I can handle jumping spiders. I even capture wolf spiders that come into my house and let them back outside. (I heard wolf spiders eat the more meaner spiders.)
All others can fudge right off.
Not a “true” crab.
Motherfuckers gatekeeping crabs now…
If not crab, why crab-shaped?
Because that’s nature’s best design
They are delicious though, because of their coconut diet.
Actually, they are omnivores, and therefore eat all things that they can. Even smaller crabs! It’s the king cobra in the crab world.
Even aviators!
Right, but the coconut in their diet helps make them tastier.
Now, was Amelia Earhart eaten by coconut crabs?
OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ITS SO CUTE OHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCE
This motherfucker need Jee-suss.
