• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    Don’t judge … that poor man needs that large vehicle in order to accommodate his extremely large penis and enormous testicles … the loud engine sounds are to warn others of his condition and let everyone know everywhere of what he has to live with … that poor man … it’s a real problem

    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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      9 months ago

      What of the twat in the beemer? We just gonna leave him out of our hypotheticals?

      I bet he’s never used a turn signal in his fucking life.

      • Aeao@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        If the dough in the Bremerton hits me I fly over the hood. The dickless wonder in the truck can’t even see me walking and I’ll roll under the car and die.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      9 months ago

      I was at an underground parking lot in the city in Toronto once. We got caught in a long lineup of cars because some idiot in a jacked up F150 with no sense of scale thought it was a good idea to park his enormous truck here.

      A bunch of us guys helped him out by hopping onto his bumper and weighing down the back end so that he could barely pass the height limit. I imagine he had the same problem on his way out.

      • LOGIC💣@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        I imagine he had the same problem on his way out.

        Somebody could have done him a favor and let all the air out of his tires.

      • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        I rather drive a BMW than those trucks. I use to drive tractor trailers, plus my current job let’s me drive all kinds of vehicles and I definitely hate driving these behemoths. You are completely disconnected from the driving and they ride like shit. I really despise jeep wranglers and how can people drive them as a daily, cuz they ride like ass and wander around everywhere. Now a wrangler as an off road toy is nice.

      • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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        9 months ago

        The bmw owner might also be a bit more careful about hitting things. A human isn’t just a speedbump when you drive a car instead of a monster truck.

  • Strider@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Phew, I’m really happy it’s not allowed here. The BMWs usually park like idiots though 😁

  • Aeao@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    “Sorry about your dick buddy”

    I can tolerate a dirty truck that’s all dented to hell, that person clearly needs their truck for some kind of work. A clean truck that’s large is just screaming “don’t look at my dick”

  • qevlarr@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I think I already know the answer, but… Aren’t there laws against those abominations? Nothing at all?

    • Soup@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Hahahahahahahaha

      And then if there are, they don’t really get enforced.