No.
While the sound of single ham clamping is a well known zen kōan, the famous jul song in question talks aboit multiple hams being clamped.
WHOA BLACK BETTY
PANDA LAMP
BRAMBLE JAM
AMBER LAMPS
CLAMPIN’ HAMS
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If you’re happy and you know it
image of a piece of ham with a clamp on itWhat if I’m not?
Then our moderators will ban you. So become happy, right instant!
Cramp your ham
Hamp your clam
Crank your hog?
AROOOOO!
SPEAK UP BROTHER I CAN’T HEAR YOU
CRANK. THAT. HOG. BROTHER.
Let’s be real. You neither have the ham or the clamp. Like the miserable person you are. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go put my le farm in, and then take my le farm out. That’s how do you do the hokey pokey, you know.
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Fasten your sausage?
clamp clamp
Hammy As A Clamp
Clamp your hams
Beat me by six minutes.
Phrasing.
Vise your gammon?
