I don’t need to know all the facts in the world. This one was not a necessary one
I am extremely disappointed that I can’t unread this.
I’m extremely disappointed that most people these days aren’t romantics like the response.
Way to put the shit in shitpost
Literal shitpost. Definitely meets the requirement.
Bring the corn back
You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.
Jesus fucking Christ lmao
What did Zimbabwe do to deserve this?
Learning English was a mistake
I wonder if all the other languages provide nothing but wholesome clean internet experiences?
Ahhh, Urban Dictionary, home of implausible or downright impossible sex acts posted by 12 year olds
Who said true love was dead!
And that’s why you always put down a towel when you use the rear entrance.
This is what happens when you post about corn all day.
There’s nothing funnier than the fallout post with a toilet with "mine corn"on it.
Sewage treatment facilities have mandatory overtime the day after Thanksgiving.
This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.
Plumbers pretty much do, not sure about treatment plants though.
Lots of shit goes down the drains that shouldn’t.
I did not consent to learning this
You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.
Should be a pinned mascot shitpost.
It’s called “Muddy Moses.”
Parting the brown sea?
