the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now


I tried taking Benadryl before eating some stuff once. It worked at first but then I had a reaction after. Fortunately it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. I just felt like I got run over by a truck.