Drunken Pete: don’t be fat
The national guard: ^^^
They picked the perfect guys for Chicago. I hope they brought their beers and their wings for… “DA BEARS!”
Mindless triggerhappy idiots are going to reign your country.
The one on the top left doesn’t look porky enough
First thing they do is order a liter of cola each
What’s a liter cola?
In the US, it converts to 3 cups, a half-quart and a couple of floz.
I mean, you could say all that or you could say a quart = 0.946 liters.
And these fucking pukes get m4’s?
I was active combat duty for a year, getting shot at DAILY and I had to suck it up and try to fucking kajigger a full size fucking garbage ass m16 out the fucking hatch to return fire
Fuck everything about this
Neverfucking mind captain flag my buddy, front and center
Judging from their bellies this is Meal Team 6?
Looks like they’re sending their Human Hamburger Squad. Watch out, fast food restaurant owners!
No Juan left behind.
Weekend warriors looking succulent!
Didn’t trump say “no fatties in the army”?
Trump didn’t say that. Hegseth said that.
You are fully correct, but is there much of a difference there?
Dunno, but I find it humorous that whichever version of it I saw, when Hegseth said “no fatties in the military,” the camera panned over to Trump standing there all fat 😆
He was talking about yo momma when he said that.
When Texas sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
Lol you had me goin on the first half I’m not gonna lie
The one on the right reminds me of Mike from Spaced.
I need to watch that show again now
They stole a tank and tried to invade Euro Disney.
This must be that higher male military standard Hegseth was talking about.
Phew! No beards.
Must have just shaved their necks before putting on their costumes
All this after Trump saying he doesn’t want fat troops
