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“Isolating myself for days” and “Gaming all day.”
i wish i could get high. i get too anxious. and fomo kicks in because i’ll be high and I’m a fist responder so … murphy’s law.
first* responder. fist responder is chuck norris.
Fist responder totally worked, tho’.
Or Danny Rand, protector of Kun Lun and sworn enemy of the Hand.
Punch Wizard lives!
Real question. How do you even get the drugs to get high in the 1st place? Okay I am failing to structure a sentence so drawing :
Anxiety (+ Autism & ADHD) ➡️ lack of social connexion ➡️ nowhere/no one to buy drug from ➡️ can’t get high
Not that I want to, because I managed to curb my alcohol issues last year.
Cannabis is 100% legal in Canada, I find I haven’t touched alcohol since legalization.
Use legal/borderline/not-really-legal-but-no-one’s-enforcing-it stores; Snapchat, apparently; clearweb mail order services (dumb); darknet markets; go to ‘that part of town’ and ask around.
Dunno where you are, but I found this rule held up pretty well in Canada pre-legalization- if you find the most central McDonald’s in any urban area, talk to the street kids and pretty soon you will have weed (or something that looks like weed if you’re not paying attention/acting like a douchebag). I used to include loose cigarettes and time spent chatting with street folks in the cost. That said, a) lots of risks (getting robbed, something other than weed, laced shit), and b) required talking to strangers about illicit desires. But the more rapport you build, the less likely it is you’d get burned/the more likely it is you’d get actually good shit, and get connected to a real plug.
Note ‘central’ does not necessarily mean geographically central - think about the highest foot traffic areas in town with a McDonald’s. Not suggesting you do that anyway, particularly these days.
Well at this point I’m going to have to ask you to stop following me and reporting on my life, it’s getting creepy.
I scored a six out of eight over my 4 day weekend.
I work from home, I hit 7/8 daily.
RedditLemmyRedditLemmyPieFed
But tbh Lemmy not having hours worth of content is good for me.
I’ll take the bottom left two please
You’re supposed to choose?
Browsing what now!? Ex-CUSE me!? Let me smell yo dick!
Holy shit, that song feels like forever ago Tosh.O. 17 years… fuck you, man.
I only recently discovered it somehow. Probably because I’m still so young and hip.
Good news. Alcohol, porn, and drugs will be illegal soon, Reddit will be dead and gone, food will be too expensive to afford, and the only videogames you will be allowed to play involve hunting minorities with Jesus for sport.
Your choices will be much easier to pick between.
Maybe some Saudi Sims too.
There needs to be a jar labeled “Eating”, right next to “Not Eating”.
I’m not doing amazing but I have narrowed it down now

Fuck. I’m 8/8. Time to see a professional.
At that point I think you are a professional.
You are the Brute Squad.
all but binge drinking and swap Reddit for Lemmy 🤗
I’d say all of the above but my stupid body won’t let me drink or smoke anymore so I have to raw dog this bullshit. :/














