Holy shit, that actually looks so neat and organized, I want it 😭

We’re on Metric time already, the base unit of measure for time in the Metric system is the second. This is decimal time.

Ugh I can hear it now

In our relentless pursuit of innovation, we are proud to announce the switch from the outdated 24-hour clock to Metric Time™.

Effective immediately, your standard 8-hour workday will now be… 8 metric hours.

That’s 80% of the entire day. Because nothing says “work-life balance” like leaving 2 hours for life.

Embrace the future. You’re already late.