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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

#p*rnsober

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#p*rnsober

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Gandalf the Gorsed@feddit.org
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    1 year ago

    Good for him, but… Why on earth would anyone post that on LinkedIn?

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      He’s trying to scam ppl out of money. Why else does anyone post shit on LinkedIn?

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      1 year ago

      Not “good for him”. Religious nuttery in full display.

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      and also pay for it to be Promoted

      Either he’s selling something, or his wife made him do it

      • dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io
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        1 year ago

        Founder of Valor Recovery

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        Just another grifter

        Steven Wolt, Founder & CEO

        Steve is an influential healthcare entrepreneur with a passion for breaking down barriers.

        The mission at Valor Recovery is deeply personal to Steve given his recovery from sex and porn addiction. Courage and vulnerability have been his guiding light inspiring others to overcome shame and stigma to get the help they need.

        • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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          Scamming guilty Christians out of money. Name a better grift.

          • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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            1 year ago

            Plenary Indulgence. Oh wait lol

        • PlasmaTrout@lemmy.wtf
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          1 year ago

          Makes more sense now

      • JBar2@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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        He’s selling his “services” for treating “sexual addiction”

        • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Nothing solves a sexual addiction like an encounter with this man.

          • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            1 year ago

            “Thank you Mr. Wolt! He made me asexual in 15 minutes!”

      • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world
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        Bro gooned out so hard it became a business opportunity 😂

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          1 year ago

          So you’re saying there’s hope?

          • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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            I mean, does that face scream hope to you?

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              It screams something that’s for sure.

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    • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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      Wouldn’t you rather hire a guy who you know paid to tell people he isn’t cranking his hog to pictures of fat tiddies?

      • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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        Depends on his reasoning. If it’s to sexually repress himself for religious or pseudo science reasons then no I wouldn’t.

        • HM King Charles III DG FD@feddit.uk
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          Isn’t that religious discrimination

          • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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            Maybe. I don’t care. I’m just giving my opinion not actually making a hiring decision. I don’t want to work with religious nutjobs. If your god doesn’t want you to partake in your natural bodily functions they designed maybe you should consider if they’re actually worth your worship and stop feeling guilty for physical sensations you can’t control.

            • HM King Charles III DG FD@feddit.uk
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              Sex is okay within marriage. Just like how cutting is okay if it’s a vegetable and not a human being.

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                Sex is okay within marriage.

                It’s okay out of marriage too. It’s a natural act that brings a lot of happiness to people. Unless you buy into a religion that makes you feel shame for something your body is made to do.

                Just like how cutting is okay if it’s a vegetable and not a human being.

                I don’t even understand how this is supposed to relate to having sex out of wedlock.

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                  Having sex is a natural act. Just like chopping meat. But there’s a moral way to do things.

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      Because that guy is scamming other people to sell a course “how to quit porn” for thousands of dollars

    • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Is this not a mocking meme with that adulterous couple (a ceo and HR manager) that got discovered at a Coldplay concert? It looks just like them to me but I’m faceblind so I might be wrong…?

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        It’s an ad and the guy runs some kind of porn recovery program.

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    THANK G*D YOU PROTECTED ME FROM THIS E**L WORD

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      Has to be a rage bait, there is no other way.

    • mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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      THANK GD YU GT THE JKE IN A MEME C*MMUNITY!!!

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        1 year ago

        what’s funny about self-censoring?

        • [deleted]@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          Ask The Count

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            I think you ment “The c*nt”

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              I think you meant “meant”.

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                No, I meant m*t.

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          The reactions people on the internet have make me laugh.

          Used to be that swearing asserted my right to free self expression. But now I live in bizzaro world, where self-censoring is considered “uncouth behavior”, so I occasionally enjoy censoring my swears just to get reassert my right to free self expression.

          The fact the people get upset about it is kind of hilarious.

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            This is like those people who argue that it’s really punk to be conservative, because “woke” is mainstream or something.

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              I’ll grant that it’s contrarianism for it’s own sake. But I would disagree with the comparison.

              The core value of expressing myself how I choose is being upheld by my (albeit asinine) contrarianism.

              The core values of Punks on the other hand can not be boiled down to simple contrarianism or an “anti-mainstream” ideology. And frankly the “anti-woke” Conservative movement is damn near the polar opposite of Punk values. So co-opting the term “Punk” just to make Conservatism sound rebellious/edgy/cool undermines the point of both world views.

              Also, being “anti-woke” sucks @$$, while not letting people tell me how to talk F*#ks hard.

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            It’s considered stupid because it’s catering to big Capitalism and their platforms like TikTok that mess with your views because you are using controversial words.

            So it’s expected to meet some resistance when you’re on Lemmy.

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              100% agree.

              I just have a chip on my shoulder about being made to speak in any particular way. So since I’m on Lemmy…

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                Nobody will care if you self-censor in a reasonable way, like simply not saying the word, or using euphemisms like goshdarn.

                But writing f*ck is ridiculous

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      Yeah the self censoring is fucking crazy. We’re on this platform to escape that bullshit, and then it still comes fucking back?

      That’s ass. The picture itself doesn’t even censor the word.

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        That’s ass.

        That’s arse, surely.

        • WizardofIs@lemmy.ml
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          Don’t call me, Surely!!

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        is the # itself a censored tag?

        • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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          Do you see a hashtag in the post as a social tag? original OP (on LinkedIn) did not include any. Just the image of a hashtag, and that’s uncensored.

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            so censoring excludes this post from the tag chain too 🤷

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    Did his wife make him post this?

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    #p*rnsober

    FediverseLunatics

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    Guy does not look happy.

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      Those dead eyes say it all

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    Great, now the rest of us will need to watch more porn to take up the slack. Porn’s not going to watch itself.

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      For every porn you don’t watch, I’ll watch twice as much.

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    Promoted, lol. I bet his wife just wanted to humiliate him and he accepted in a bid to save the marriage.

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    Fair play. Bit of a strange thing to put on LinkedIn though

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      He’s selling rehab services… It’s the old “I’m not only the owner, I’m also a client” selling angle.

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    W*ll a* le*st w* d*dn’t h*ve t* re*ad t*e w*rd p****.

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    They’ve gentrified r/nofap

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Holy shit they did lol

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      Always has been. It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture, very reminiscent of church run queer aa groups, but like, the kind where they wind up trying to get you to join because you enjoy socializing at gay bars.

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        It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture

        That is because it was. So much internet bro culture is deeply rooted in US religious nuttery.

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    Complicated way of saying:

    “since I don’t masterbate as much I want to fuck her more.”

    That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.

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      Right? I have to listen because I’m trying to get laid.

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      That makes me feel bad for both of them lol

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    lol https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7357124727586349059/

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    Oh he’s selling help for quitting porn. Thats why it’s on LinkedIn. Still weird af though

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      Curious, given how many jerk-offs use LinkedIn.

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    Translation: I jerk off in the bathroom at work because that’s the only place my wife can’t catch me.

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      I legit feel bad for people who can’t enjoy porn with their significant other. The sex must be awful.

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        Idk man, my SO needs porn to have a plot to enjoy it and I’m just not prepared to consider the motivation of the actors and actresses on the screen and get lost in the story. That doesn’t mean we don’t still know how to enter each other’s cheat codes, we don’t need visual aids for that.

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