I’ve never seen a pizza looking so dry before.
If this is food porn, it’s a fetish I’m not into
If it wasn’t so dry, it wouldn’t require dipping sauces.
And what’s that in the middle, ranch? Ugh.
And what’s that in the middle, ranch?
This is foodporn, that’s cum.
The one getting dipped looks like ketchup
And is the other barbecue? I mean I guess for the one… Seems like a waste.
Probably marinara rather than ketchup.
Gag
When I was a kid we used to get pizza like this. It was called party style pizza on their menu.
Except it was good. And this one looks awful.
Gaaaaay
Looks like they use one of those shitty industrial air fryers. They make wicked fries in minutes, but garbage for pizza or anything else really.
industrial air fryers
So… a combi oven, found in the majority of commercial kitchens for several decades?
Which make absolutely garbage pizza and shouldn’t exist in a place that makes pizzas…?
Detroit style shape and cut. Looks bad tho.
Detroit style goes all the way to the edge, and the cheese at the edge gets caramelized.
Whatever that is in the photo, it’s far inferior to even crappy Detroit-style pizza.
This makes me want to time travel to a time when the Pizza Hut Big Foot existed.
little caesars had their ‘pizza by the foot’, too, back in the 90s.
Here’s a friendly reminder of rule 1: be kind. If you can’t, then be quiet.






