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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Never lose them again

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Never lose them again

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    21 hours ago

    Glue the remote to your telly. You know where it is and get some exercise zapping channels.

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      Only two adults live in my house. I ended up buying one remote for each seat in the living room (which is rather more than two) and my wife still manages to lose them.

      I ended up getting one more to keep next to my chair to lend her. I just make sure to get it back when her original is recovered.

      It’s actually gotten less common now because our kid is pretty good at finding them.

      (If I sound resentful, I’m not. I love my wife. It just amazes me how that situation played out.)

  • JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    22 hours ago

    Glue them to colorful broom handles.

    1. Easier to find
    2. Lightsaber
  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    24 hours ago

    Captain Remote and the remoteers

  • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Ok, but to make it interesting I’m hiding them somewhere in the house. You get paid only after you find them all.

  • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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    Stupid idea. Better to just hot glue the remotes to your hand. I haven’t lost them since and never have to get up to get them from across the room.

  • snf@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    So this is how the Quintessons got started, huh

  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I just put them all in my flipper zero. Now I just use that instead of searching the room, but that means I never use the remotes so they never actually get lost anymore, so…??

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    2 days ago

    Redneck innovation at its finest

  • flandish@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    This tracks for Martin TN, really. Not much out there.

  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    The universal remote control

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    …or lose them all at the same time

    • CannedYeet@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      There’s a Tile at the bottom on the pic

  • philthi@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Lets just quickly discuss replacing the batteries first

    • anubis119@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Just needs an easily replaceable 18650 in parallel to all the remotes.

    • Lightsong@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Just don’t glue on the edge where batteries are. There’s spade at the bottom for you to slide out the batteries cover and replace the batteries.

    • TehBamski@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      The “Dumb’ Tax” comes in many forms.

  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    2 days ago

    The Megatron doesn’t say urban freewheelers, it says sofa masturbators.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      It smells wrong.

      I was never sure if that was figurative or literal.

    • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Wait, what?

      • MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk
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        2 days ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4FQyShYuWA

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