Disclaimer: Do not run this command.
I did chmod -R 666 / when I started playing with Linux in 1999. It did not end well.
Sudo didn’t really exist back then, you ran things as root like real men. /s
Sorry, that’s a huge turn off. Filesystem perms exist for a reason and should be respected
Back in my early days of Linux I ran this exact command, I forget why, but for some reason my WiFi stopped working immediately after and then SELinux started yelling at me for some reason. I tried to fix SELinux and most certainly commited an innumerable amount of cardinal sins.
I had to reinstall whatever distro I was running at the time
Missing setuid. You have just bricked your system good job
Most Linux filesystems, being case sensitive, won’t find the
SUDO
command.With alias all things are possible.
alias SUDO='sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root'
If you shout at your shell, it refuses to listen
Glad I’m not the only one that thinks like this.
CHMOD
command does not exist either. It’s just the meme’s font that is in all caps.
Obligatory DO NOT RUN THIS ON YOUR COMPUTER (or anyone else’s).
You’d think with fully open permissions, everything would work better, but many programs, including important low level things, interpret it as a sign of system damage and will refuse to operate instead.
If you do run it, you’d better have a backup or something like Timeshift to bail you out, and even if you do have that, it’s not worth trying it just to see what will happen.
It’s not quite as bad as deleting everything because you can boot from external media and back up non-system files after the fact, but the system will almost certainly not work properly and need to be repaired.
You have been warned.
Someone actually ran it on a server at my workplace, trying to fix file permissions on a samba share. Broke SSH and the samba daemon. Thankfully I was able to fix by removing the permissions from the config files the error logs pointed to.
Just saying, I think it was a ChatGPT idea, other people use it every day. I only use it if I’m completely stumped, and only take it as suggestions.
New guy at work ran this to try to fix permissions on his home folder, accidentally ran it on root (both would have been bad)
Several highly paid and experienced Linux admins finally just gave up and deleted the server and built a new one from the backups.
Which, honestly, is the better way to go. Treat your compute resources like cattle, not pets.
One of our servers is a rotting carcass being kept alive by our collective prayers. It runs Windows 7 and custom software whose developer is dead and the source is missing, nothing has been updated for over a decade, and it has its own independent UPS because once it goes down, it has an extremely slim chance of recovering, and we’re afraid to test it. It controls the card entry system into the building, including the server room. Boss doesn’t want to replace it because we’d have to replace all of the terminals and controllers too, and it hasn’t catastrophically failed yet.
You’re right. It’s not a pet. It’s like one of the Saw movies: if it dies, we’re all fucked.
I learned this relatively quickly running my own server with the intention of my family also using it. Data on a separate drive, backed up regularly and automatically. System on it’s own drive, dd’d when it’s in it’s final state and backed up before I screw around any deeper than trying out a new container. I can bring my server back up in however long it takes to transfer data.
I will make a disclaimer. Thanks.
But how else will I make everything work without issues
Taking the term open sourced to a whole new level!
Everybody has permissions!
It’s still not really open-source until you open up all the ports now don’t you think?
Does anyone else pronounce it “schmod”?
Never have.
Nope. Sorry lol.
I pronounce it spelling out only C H, but spelling them in my native language, so it sounds like “chee akka mod” and of course the same goes for “chee akka own”
Yup same, “sé ash mod” here o/
If I wanted Windows perms I would have installed Windows
Windows perms are pretty locked down though. Sometimes I can’t delete my own files because I need permission from “Administrator” :/
You can actually use Windows-style permissions (ACLs) on Linux via
setfacl
.If only…
Those are POSIX acls, and they suck
We could have had NFSv4 ACL, of which windows ACLs are a subset. In fact, every other unix os did… Except for Linux, they decided it didn’t fit well to Linux. And so we are stuck with UGO permissions, and posix ACLs.
Good catch - I should have said that it’s closer to Windows-style ACLs rather than implying that it’s actually the same.
asexuals and demisexuals be like
sudo chmod -R 700 /
Doms with cuck and denial fetishes have partners like
sudo chmod -R 077 /
sudo chown -R nobody:nobody /
Jesus Christ
What do the funny words mean? (i understand neither 700 & 077)
sudo
is telling the computer to do this with root privileges.chmod
sets permissions.- Each digit of that three-digit number corresponds to the owner, the group, and other users, respectively. It’s 0–7, where 0 means no access and 7 means access to read, write, and execute. So
077
is the exact inverse of700
, where077
means “the owner cannot access their own files, but everyone else can read, write, and execute them”. Corresponding700
to asexuals is joking that nobody but the owner can even so much as touch the files. /
is the root directory, i.e. the very top of the filesystem.- The
-R
flag says to do this recursively downward; in this case, that’s starting from/
.
So here, we’re modifying every single file on the entire system to be readable, writable, and executable by everyone but their owner. And yes, this is supposed to be extremely stupid.
Thank you a lot.
The funny words have a useful meaning :DThis is the best comment I’ve come across in a while. Thank you so much for breaking it down so well.
Just wait until you need to figure out what you want when you want something other than all or none for those permissions. 4 is read, 2 is write, 1 is execute. Add them up to get what you want for each owner/group/other portion.
File permissions…
allowed to execute=1, allowed to write=2, allowed to read=4
grouped by owner/group/everyone.
So one of your own files you have full access to while users in your usergroup are only allowed to read it and nobody else has any permissions would have: 740 (read+write+execute / read / none).
7 is read, write, and execute permissions. 700 is owner, but not group or others. 077 means the owner has no permissions, but group and others all have full permissions.
Thank you for the explaination ^^
You and @[email protected] really out did yourselves
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Dear god. We’re exposed.
all your base are belong to us