Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoIt's a tragedeighsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkIt's a tragedeighsh.itjust.worksDie Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoThis sounds like the NPC I make up on the spot when the players ask the guard their name
minus-squareTheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoPick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time. They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name. Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days ago“Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell” https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A
minus-squareTheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoExactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)
This sounds like the NPC I make up on the spot when the players ask the guard their name
Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.
They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.
Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
“Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell”
https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A
Exactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)