The phone in question:
Maybe they forgot to feed him? Give him a taco.
that’d be cannibalism
Make cannibalism great again!
Hallucinating the best, most perfect phone calls.
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Maybe they’re just putting someone on with a fake accent to keep him busy and he really believes it.
Are we sure Trump isn’t an LLM?
Jesus Lord above don’t give them ideas. A trump LLM would fit perfectly with his bullshit scam phones.
That’s probably the idea with the big beautiful bill and AI shit - make an AI version of King Trump to allow his glorious rule to continue after he dies.
He has used AI generated reports a few times already.
He certainly is large.
His misfiring neurons are kind of like that, yeah.
Bigly Language Model, maybe?
they are incredible phone calls, we have the best phone calls in the world. nobody phone calls like we do
How do you misspell “Newsom” on literally the next line?
It was just something new.
Have you ever tried to spell Gnusum correctly, spaysnudel?
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as sum, is in fact, GNU/sum, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus sum.
holy hell!
This is peak Lemmy.
I think the only real deal he’s ever made is with Baalzebub.
I could easily see him doing a deal similar to the one in “The fall of the house of Usher”
You don’t pay the price. Your children do.
I don’t doubt any of these points but it’d be better to bring the receipts:
- China deal: https://www.reuters.com/world/chinas-foreign-ministry-says-xi-trump-did-not-have-call-recently-2025-04-28/
- India Pakistan cease fire: https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/india-will-not-accept-third-party-mediation-relations-with-pakistan-modi-tells-2025-06-18/
- Phone call to Newsom: https://www.axios.com/2025/06/10/trump-gavin-newsom-call-protests-los-angeles-law-enforcement
- Iran call: couldn’t find a reliable news source about this in the past two weeks
Well, he never did let a little thing like the truth stop him and it’s not like his voter base hears news from anyone but him.
Wait, what?! I thought the ceasefire between Pakistan and India had actually been negotiated by the Trump administration!
The whole reason we’re on the precipice of war is because Taco woke up saw Israeli strikes called genius on Fox news and he wanted to bask in that praise so he started suggesting he had something to do with it. It’s absolute lunacy.
The world is led by fox news 😵💫
Welcome to the future. I actually thought he was tangentially involved too.
No sane person can keep up with verifying news anymore. Most people’s feeds are pretty bad, and that’s the point! He literally burned out fact-checkers and journalists (and numbed minds to them) last term.
As he did on Wall Street before he got into politics:
https://www.fool.com/podcasts/marketfoolery/2016-02-26-our-mtg-w-donald-trump/
Might be better if social media changes, but… we basically elected Big Tech:
No sane person can keep up with verifying news anymore.
I would also point out that there’s been multiple organizations that verify and fact check.
And just like we’ve seen in Trump Presidency part 1, MAGA and conservatives don’t gaf.
Is TACO an abbreviation or the food?
Taco’s did nothing to deserve being associated with that prick.“Trump always chickens out”.
Seems a bit soft, surely we can come up with something better?
Maybe CUNT : Consistently Undermines National Trust?Or what about TAINT : Trump’s An Inbred Nazi Tribalist
I get what you are saying, but also it’s much more difficult to park a Cunt or Taint van in front of the white house than a Taco one.
TACO was specifically something that came about because of him repeatedly caving in on tariffs. I think someone in the media eventually said Trump Always Chickens Out and they ran with it.
I believe it was the financial sector that came up with it. They can predict how the market reacts since they know he will cave later.
It’s the news-safe words that get published. FUCKFACE Trump doesn’t get headlines.
But Weird Republicans and Taco Don do, and they get under his skin.
He is a straight up LOON
Loser obviously on narcotics?
Trump is what happens when you start believing your own propaganda, and think you can order leaders of sovereign countries around because you’re “the leader of the free world”.
Correction, we “were” the leader of the free world
Who’s the leader now?
He just wants everyone to think he’s actually working.
Trump believes that he’s still on a TV show
I’m starting to think someone is just prank calling him.
Yeah, that kind of thing is not uncommon in dementia patients. My friend’s mom was telling us all about her lunch with Rob Lowe a while back. Of course she is in memory care, not the Oval Office.
Is he confusing his daydreams/dreams for reality? that ain’t a good sign
