For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?
For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?
Yeah. Took me like 16, 17 years to realise I could put a bit of TP down first to stop the splash making such noise and firing back at my asshole.
This is gold. And yeah, it took decades before someone told me the secret.
I am still baffled by how many people suffer from Poseidon’s Kiss on a regular basis. Like I’ve had it happen once or twice ever, and I’m not a spring chicken.
Diet mainly.
… what?
They’re talking about a crash pad for poop, since some people don’t like it making a sound when they take a dump in public.