• RagnarokOnline@programming.devEnglish
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    12 days ago

    I do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet….

    “A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee

    I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?

    • thesohoriots@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      12 days ago

      In my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better

    • LumpyPancakes@piefed.socialEnglish
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      12 days ago

      I time how long mine took. 45 seconds is the max, 30 seconds typical for long overnight. If I only take 10-15 seconds, body was lying about needing to go.

      Count down to firing is also a thing sometimes.