BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoI had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square232fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareTauZero@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoThe town’s undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoThe undertaker’s understudy.
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-212 days agoIf the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoIf you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.
minus-squarejupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoEvery undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoTHE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoAlways two there are, a master and an apprentice.
minus-squareRebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoAs an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.
The town’s undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?
The undertaker’s understudy.
The under-under-taker
If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?
If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.
Embalmception
Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.
The underclause
THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.
As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.