• Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    18 days ago

    Mommy is at the park with her baby and her 5 year old. She’s holding the baby in her arms. She yells at the other kid to put down the stick he’s playing with.

    “Put that nasty thing down! You don’t know where it’s been.”

    The kid replies, “Put that nasty thing down! I know where it’s been!”