• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 hours ago

    “So, what is this 5 month gape in your CV”

    “Well, I was working for DOGE”

    “Right, I think we know enough and can end this job interview. Thank you for your time. Don’t call us, we’ll call you”.

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      8 hours ago

      “That’s when I was kicking the foundations out from under the country while working for a ketamine addict”