Make America Pete Again!
In earth Earth-616, Pete Davidson removed his tattoos and dates new smoking hotties every 6 months.
In Earth-807128, Pete Davidson still has tattoos and dates new incontinent uggos every 6 months.
I have no idea what’s going on.
Like, more than normal.
The joke is that Trump and Elon had a messy breakup.
Pete Davidson has been the rebound guy for some big celebs.
trump probably looked for the “edgiest” white guy he could find that elons fans still could relate to.
You realize this is photoshop, right?
Most notably Kim Kardashian, Kanye Wests’ ex wife
Wait, but he was the rebound for a nazi. So can he be the rebound for a nazi again if the other person is also a nazi?
A mouth’s a mouth
Not true. I trust Tucker Carlson on this issue.
Gosh, Barron’s getting so big…
I know you’re having a joke, but Barron’s taller than either of them - he’s 6’7" or 6’9" depending on who you ask.
He’s only 6’7" because of the kayfabe.
I’d be shocked if donny “mushroom-head” trump is his real dad. Wasn’t Melania banging her bodyguard or something?
He’s got the same weak chin and jawline that all the trumps have. He’s clearly related to donny.
He’s got to get some special notifications on his phone.
Is that Pete Davidson?
That’s Donald Drumf
I’m pretty sure it’s Bianca Censori.
Loomer with the latest botox?
Pete Davidson is a weird looking dude with butthole eyes, but he’s not that weird looking.
Pretty sure that’s Eminem.
No, that’s Susan Powder.
Are you sure? Looks an awful lot like Richard Simons.
Might be Anderson Cooper.
tf? That’s clearly Sir Timothy Berners-Lee.
Whoa there try with glasses on maybe? That’s just Baron out of detox
I’m pretty sure that’s Darude Sandstorm.
