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Living in a hotel during the week, olives and sauerkraut are my go to when I can’t be bothered
I suggest adding kimchi to this rotation
I’m described by this meme and I don’t like it.
Didn’t you read the meme? There’s nothing to regret
mmmmm… olives
Hal those aren’t olives, those are peaches
I’m drunk as fuck rn but the pub I went to had some bomb ass olives that tasted kind of like corn, and now I regret not asking what they were called.
Fuck it. Ask them. Just pick up the phone and call them right now to ask.
one time I got home late from work and I had a jar of pickles and a box of cheap wine in the fridge, so i poured myself a cup and grabbed some pickles and ate that for dinner, then about an hour later I had to run to the toilet to barf out all the pink relish
Living the good life I see.
That sounded pretty good until the pink relish part. Won’t try it.
Olives - the father
Olive tapenade - the son
Olive oil - the holy spiritWeird I thought pimento was the son.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That’s Protestant heresy!
I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem
Mmmm Jerusalem
Sweet Jerusalem
And all I ate was olives
Nothing but olives
Mountains of olives
It was a good ten days
I like olives
I like you too-The messiah
Dr. Nussbaum was right…
He said “Get it out in the ooooopen”
I did this once, paired an olive mix with a spread of fancy cheeses and a few crackers. Let’s just say these foods have since stayed in the appetizer section of my diet where they belong.
Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.
Am I not suppose to use my penis?
Not if you want it to stay extra virgin
You win the internet for today.
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THANK YOU. This is the way.
I used to eat entire cans of black olives as a kid when there wasn’t much in the house.
I still would, except I don’t usually have cans of olives on hand.
Usually these are supposed to be ironic, but I genuinely see nothing wrong with this.
It’s a healthier meal than 90% of stuff from the supermarket, maybe a bit high on the salt
maybe a bit high on the salt
If they’re calamatas take that bit high and make it slightly less salty then all the salt.
To be frank, I definitely did this as tome point and I’m pretty sure I actually did not regret it.
this seems like a after dinner thing for me, sit down have dinner, go grab some olives and watch tv
If olives not available substitute cookies, graham crackers, York peppermint patties, or Cheetos.
I think after 10 or so Yorks you’d probably lose the ability to detect, by taste alone, that you had put another one in. Just fully mintmaxing your taste buds.
lol yes, can confirm!
