All I want right now is some robust-ass art nerd to swoop in and tell us what this kind of art is actually called other than “90’s clip art”
Global Village Coffeehouse
No way this isn’t just three random words put together.
‘#nailedit’
How is Mission School a succession? It looks totally different!
Redditors: “what do you think of my Paela?”
These must have fallen out of style hard because I got a lot of them from thrift stores. Anyway, they have a good home in my kitchen and bathroom.
i remember, the food court at our local mart had a lovely mural of a painted garden, it was really cute
they’ve since then removed it to put a generic wood texture wallpaper and 3 TVs that blast right-wing propaganda and ads all day
Universal remotes are cheap.
If you had never seen this before, would you assume it was AI art?
Well, the guy does have 5 well drawn fingers.
I’m mixed on it. For one, no reasonable person thinks a whole ass fish, lobster, carrots, etc. belong on what I assume is a pizza. On the other hand, he’s lifting up a slice of the pizza and it seems coherent, with the slice missing below in the proper place and size with no artifacts.
It’s like what would happen if AI gave a prompt to a human artist.
Is that what’s happening? I thought he was ladling a huge ass pot of soup.
The center looks like soup, but there’s definitely a chunk being removed, which doesn’t make sense for soup. Maybe a different kind of pie than pizza, but idk.
It’s a giant pizza, and he is lifting a single slice up using one of those pie server things…
I absolutely would suspect AI
No, i’d assume it was made by the guy who made all that clipart back in the day.
I miss gaudy old corporate art. So much better than sterile new corporate art.
(Actually maybe not “better” in every sense but at least they were trying to do something)
Romanos macaroni grill vibes
The chef is clearly in peak creative flow after finishing up that joint
Ptthhhhhffffpt
Yeah, imma put a whole ass lobster on this… and fuckin’ snails! Fuck yeah
Thanks to this comment which made me pause my life to laugh, ima have an awesome morning
*chef’s spliff*
I’ve always hated this art style, but I can’t explain why.
It was quickly adopted as a corpo art style and overused to death.
See Alegria art for a more recent version of the same thing
It’s that 2000s era corporate clip art style. I have too many bad associations with it.
I don’t recall this kind of style as a trend for restaurants, or for anything for that matter.
Also wtf isn’t on that pizza?
Isn’t that a paella?
Have you never had a garbage can pizza before? There was a place on the north side of Chicago, where if you wandered in shortly before closing, you could get a garbage can pizza, where they throw all the ingredients they’re going to be tossing out at the end of the night onto your pizza. They only made it for regular customers, but it was a good deal since they charged regular price, but it was loaded with so much stuff.
Not really but sounds like a perfect snack for the end of a night out
It was usually the start of a night out. I was a young man in Chicago, and took advantage of it while i could.
That actually sounds good. I only hope it didn’t have snails, cherries, garlic, carrots and lobster randomly all over
It was good, and while it didn’t have snails, cherries, carrots or lobster, it did have some garlic usually, and sometimes cherry tomatoes, and sometimes shrimp. But, most importantly, since i was working only part time then, it was a great deal and fed me for a couple of days.
What, you don’t put eggs, snails, an entire fish, and a whole lobster on your pizza?
I’m just glad they put the entire kebab with inedible skewer directly on it to save me time.
This style is peak 2000s era corporate clip art.
