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Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前

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Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前
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  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    1 天前

    The girls are fiiiightiiiinggg

  • Zenith@lemm.ee
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    Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?

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      Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.

      Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won’t have to worry about sleeping spaces.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn’t even wait until Mars…

  • DannyMac@sh.itjust.works
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    1 天前

    Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk

  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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    1 天前

    Well space travel does require some “tasty treats.”

  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    1 天前

    Ah, but what about Sky Crimes!

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    2 天前

    What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.

      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        Sex != having a baby. But yes, you’re right.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      2 天前

      No sleeping in space! It’s the law!

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      2 天前

      I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami

      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me. It’s insane that Trump is so shitty that I can’t tell the difference between what he might actually say and someone mocking him.

        • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          no, doctored screenshot.

        • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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          You can see the difference in how coherent those sentences are written and how nothing is in all caps.

  • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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    Come on guys, of course this isn’t a real post. Trump is NECER that coherent.

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.

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      The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away

      Edit: just noticed there is some, not enough though

    • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I still don’t understand what it means though?

      Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.

      Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.

      There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.

      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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        Reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I

        • Chev@lemmy.world
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          Damn, this is horrible

          • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world
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            That’s the whole show haha. The gang is just continuously the worst possible people

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        it’s a fake tweet in a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat

        • Valmond@lemmy.world
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          “seduces”

          • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world
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            “somewhat psychopathic”

          • killingspark@feddit.org
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            Well they arent going to say no… Because of the implication

  • atlien51@lemm.ee
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    Is this actually a real post by the POTUS

    • normalexit@lemmy.world
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      I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn’t smart enough to write something coherent.

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        I reckon, if it’s not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.

    • EchoSnail@lemmy.zip
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      Lmfao I can’t tell anymore and I’m not sure If I’m scared or amused. Help me.

  • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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    The number of people that don’t realise this is an always sunny reference

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      There’s no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.

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    Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?

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      I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole, what I can’t see is a coherent and reasonable response from Trump.

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    Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.

  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
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    It is a serious problem when it’s not possible to know if a screenshot of a “truth” is actually true or it has been faked

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      There is, it’s called critical thinking and research ;) Of course, that’s a far cry from brainless consumption of worthless media.

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      It’s also something that Elon would totally do.

      A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.

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    This joke doesn’t work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    This is the ploy to boost stocks after the 130 day term for special advisor has expired. The scripted reality TV garbage is so fn obvious. It is sad to see anyone falling into this gaping plot hole that was scripted from the start.

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      Can you explain?

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