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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Anon reads between the lines

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Anon reads between the lines

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What stats go down? Afaik the only thing being dirty really does other than cover you in blood is make you smell, which can give away your position to enemies. But just getting dirty doesn’t make you smell, you have to crawl through something smelly and your stench will be indicated by flies buzzing around you (and Ocelot telling you that you stink).

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      I haven’t played metal gear but in Skyrim stealth is a stat and it seems like this makes it go down

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        The Dragonborn: farts

        The 3 Guards who phased in through the walls: “STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!”

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          Venom Snake: eats ration with beans

          Venom Snake later on:

          fart button unlocked

          QTE to hold fart in while moving unlocked

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            Fuck, I’d totally fail that QTE right behind a guard on purpose

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          Nobody breaks wind on my watch!

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            “Must’ve been the wind.”

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      Sssssshhh! Don’t tell the non-showering depressed shut-ins that!

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