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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works ·
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Maybe the fly is just allergic to honey

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Maybe the fly is just allergic to honey

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works ·
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  • blargle@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    Ok, being a fly, try breaking into a beehive and laying your eggs in their honey, see how well it goes for you. Or just be thankful that you answer to no queen and all the world’s shit is yours for the taking.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    7 days ago

    There is a saying that “honey attracts more flies than vinegar” but this has me wondering if honey would attract more flies than a pile of shit. 🤔

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    this is recursive, people will never stop reading this forever until they die of starvation.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    9 days ago

    Honey is bee vomit so…there’s that.

    • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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      It’s not technically vomit because they have a special chamber separate from their stomach for it.

      https://busybeekeeping.com/is-honey-bee-poop-or-bee-vomit-heres-the-truth/

      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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        If honey is bee vomit, then babies are human piss

  • 9point6@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    “Read that again”

    A sentence that never follows something of value

    • noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.social
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      9 days ago

      LOUDER

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        A SENTENCE THAT NEVER FOLLOWS SOMETHING OF VALUE

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          LOUDER

          • drislands@lemmy.world
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            8 days ago

            A SENTENCE!

    • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I think the quoted person called “unknown” is a good indicator as well.

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      I love that the “read that again” is part of the quote of an unknown source quoting a nameless “wise man”.

  • pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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    You know… I actually agree with this one. This is why I don’t go around telling people Linux is better.

  • Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz
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    9 days ago

    Good advice, why concern yourself with the opinions of LESSER MORTALS?

  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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    instructions unclear, i’ve been reading this in a loop for the past 7 hours

    • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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      9 days ago

      Oh, but did you try reading it again louder?

    • Psythik@lemm.ee
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      Seriously, though, what are we supposed to be looking for in the second readthrough? I can’t find any sort of typo or hidden message.

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      tfw no exit condition

    • jonne@infosec.pub
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      That’s how you end up with massive AWS bills.

  • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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    “For the people in the back”? The back of where? What is this man talking about? I’m not on stage. I’m in my living room, waiting for the kettle to boil. Are there people in my house? Who are “the people in the back”? I’m reading this sentence out loud but it still sounds fucking stupid. Help me, bald man with beard!

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    Smart people don’t bother explaining to dumb people how dumb they are.

    • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      And yet the post and the message both try to get you to explain it by reading it again or louder.

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    Honey is bee shit

    • teft@lemmy.world
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      It’s bee puke.

      • CtrlAltDefeat@sh.itjust.works
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        8 days ago

        Tomato tomatoe

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    deleted by creator

  • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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    LinkedIn is finally allowed by Scarfolk council

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      Now with more pixels!

      • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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        Thanks, reread in hi-res!

  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    I mean from the flies’ perspective the opposite is probably true, so wygd

  • Fabian@lemmy.zip
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    I think grown bees don’t eat honey

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      In my experience they do.
      I’ve given some cooled out bees some honey and warm water, and they always go for it and usually recover and fly away

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