it did 2 full laps around my legs before wondering off to go get stuck under a chair and brutally ripping its hat off :(Cutesy gestures?
“beep bop. help. Roomba is stuck.”
I love when they get confused 🥰
Stuck porn caused this brainrot?
no but the Roomba will be pretty soon.
It’s very possible this is already a manga
Except grandpas house and no young master to serve, only angry grandpa who doesn’t want her
ponkotsu ponko
You are completely defective.
What’s wrong with people
This is what no pussy does to a mfer
Vacuum go suki suki
Unrelated but…
Anon was cooked from the beginning, wanting to have sex with his employees.
It was all so normal until the last sentence.
Two ways to read this:
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Anon needs to stop reading hentai, he’s permanently altered his libido.
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Anon has the virility of an 18-year-old viking, and quite frankly most of us could not even imagine so little stimuli getting the job done.
- Anon is realizing a deep seated kink, maybe even a paraphilia
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Project moon mentioned
Just makes me sad
Bro definitely sticking it in the roomba