🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 13 days agoAnon reflects on a conundrumsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkAnon reflects on a conundrumsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 13 days agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squarecornshark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agoAw, does this mean that spy satellites exist to create the sexiest possible pictures of everyone on earth? Thank you Big Brother
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoAbsolutely, just lay down on a beach or by a pool in a bathing suit posing like Salma Hayek / Jack Black for a while, then just send in a request for your photos to NASA with the timeframe and coordinates.
Aw, does this mean that spy satellites exist to create the sexiest possible pictures of everyone on earth? Thank you Big Brother
Absolutely, just lay down on a beach or by a pool in a bathing suit posing like Salma Hayek / Jack Black for a while, then just send in a request for your photos to NASA with the timeframe and coordinates.