I’d literally suck the youth out of 25 year olds like a vampire to be 25 again.
Ah yes, the old quarter-century crisis. We got another one here, Bob, send em the welcome package. (The welcome package is multi-vitamins and sore knees)
Child, please.
Enjoy those knees while you can.
Source: Old enough to have a 25 year old kid.
My brain broke a bit the first moment I realized that, if I had a kid the same age my mom had me (early 20s), that child would be over 21.
While I’m not old enough to have a 25 year old kid yet I do think my 30’s have been better so far than my 20’s were!
Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.
Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks
30s is the best decade tbh, anyone who says otherwise is a government spy
Eh, I’m actually in my 30’s. It’s quite nice!
You better enjoy it 'cause it’s not coming back once you turn 26.
It’s okay it only lasts a year
Ha, try 35
I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.
On the bright side, I’m happy to report that I care a lot less the older I get.
“Oh noooo my prefrontal cortex is fully developed!”
As you grow you will keep appreciating the growing amounts of personal development
Eventually you think back to when you were worried about turning 25 and you’ll think “why would I ever wanna be 25 again? I had so much less knowledge and experience back then”
~ 35 is definitely golden era … at least for men. Old enough to be in control of your body and emotions, but still young enough to have spontaneous energy.
Nah son. I talked over this with my dad, starting career and being independent is the best. Having kids and supporting a family really puts a damper on all that freedom and possible recklessness.
I have a family that lives an adventurous life with me. They don’t hold me back. Kids are so malleable. They don’t hold you back unless that’s the life you create (obvious exceptions for special needs kids may apply).
And “recklessness” is part of my youth I was happy to leave behind.
And nobody forces you to have kids, you know? If anything that’s just saying to make sure to make choices that you will be happy with in your life
Yes, I chose to have kids and change nappies, doesn’t make it any less disgusting when the shit starts going everywhere, and a billion other things I knowingly signed up for sucking.
“This is going to suck, and be worth it after”
Later : “this sucks”
You : “LOL NO ONE FORCED YOU AMIRITE?!”
“Oh, right, I could get hard without supplements and my bowl movements were so normal I took them for granted”
For me it’s the knees. I can still shit and bang and drink and do all the same fun drugs I did at 25. But I miss my cartilage.
Must be fucking up my 30s. I don’t do any of those things. :(
If you’re not shitting then you need to see a doctor, friend.
Otherwise, if it’s not your jam there’s nothing wrong with sitting it out. In fact I don’t recommend drinking as heavily as I have or take as many fun drugs as I used to (I can still do them but I choose to heavily limit myself) because there are long term consequences.
Saw a Dr.
Cost 200 bucks and he said to take a day off and shit.
JK. I’m pooping fine, thanks for the concern though!
Then you shake yourself back into reality & remember, “…oh yeah, because I was hot & my dick worked.”
Just wait until 19 buddy
Next year I’m gonna be 30, I’m already browsing some nice coffins and Urns
This is the best time for you to start reading about lower back pain and how to take care of your spine
Also a good time to give up vanity for comfort. Wear flipflops with socks. Buy a travel squatty potty and take it everywhere in its branded bag.
Don’t forget those knees! I miss not being in constant pain.
It’s going to be fine
The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.
Wait until 35.
Okay, now what
Now… we wait
Wait until 45.
Wait until 55
Wait until 69
Wait until 420
No
