What it probably feels like to remove the cup from the “cup holder”:
next level.
Hard acceleration for instant thirst gratification.
Emergency brake for an unforgettable quenching experience.
I would not have the balls to try that
No no, it’s a cup holder
Looking at this cup gives me anxiety
Yeah I flinched immediately
Fuck it. It’s a rental, amiright!?
The fastest car is a rental car.
Also the best for offroading
Cleaning fees are gonna hurt a little.
I took a rental offroading in Death Valley once. Covered in chips outside; inside drenched in powdery talc-like dust; and utterly, comprehensively, entirely fucked suspension. The staff at the rental office don’t give a shit as long as it drives and can be rinsed off.
that’s an irrationally high trust in the flimsy lid
Just slam the brakes real hard if you see it coming off.
Your username was a surprisingly high quality movie.
I’ve never trusted anything as much as that person trusted that lid.
You know, I’m not much of a fan of McDonald’s, but those lids are pretty good. They work pretty good, until you squeeze the cup.
They work well*
Look at that tiny little euro cup. McDonald’s cup in the US barely fits through the open window at the drive-thru
I always get child size.
Apparently in the past there were even 44oz MacDonald cups. That’s 1.3L.
‘You want the 32 oz. or the large?’
Pretty sure this is still an option at many gas stations.
Litreofcola
only if you ask for no ice. if you forget to do that, you get 0.01L of cola and 1.29L of ice.
I want a god damn litre of cola
This photo gives me anxiety lmao.
Committed to the bit tho, gotta respect.
r/onesecondbeforedisaster
I sent this to my mechanic girlfriend and she just went “no… Just no”
I already shared it with her.
People always say if it’s stupid but it works, it’s not stupid. Checkmate redditors
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Certified Psychopath
Now insert the straw
