Take your upvote and get out.
The implication is that vampire sex that doesn’t result in pregnancy is ræpe
You don’t need to censor words here…
You can consent to sex but not to come inside
Vampire fucking is beastiality. We must purge the monster fuckers.
Unless of course I find them hot then it’s okay
Spike from Buffy was my crack cocaine for a while there
All the poor baby vampire sperms dying on her back!
Indeed.
Vampire: “Can I come inside?”
English teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
Vampire: “Nevermind” pulls out a gun and shoots the teacher
Vampire: “…I am a vampire. I am physically unable to enter unless you say I can. Me asking can I come inside is correct, I have no ability to enter otherwise”
is she single?
No.
HBU?
Also no.
But what about vampires getting pregnant?
At least they can come on the outside
“Yes, I invite you inside me, you can come now”
If this joke was a person, it would be in 2nd grade and know how to read and write.
That’s the most accurate description of my wife’s sense of humor I’ve heard in a while.
