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What is the charge? Eating a meal?
getting handcuffed by bicycle cops is the most embarrassing kind of arrest
Do they make perps ride on the handlebars, or do they have pegs?
They have tandem bikes where they make them pedal in the back seat.
Getting to ride the bicycle cop rickshaw almost makes up for being arrested
Gonna have to sue whoever made the shirt.
If only they could read
The only flaw in his plan…
At first, I thought the cops were cyclists… then I realised it must just be that they can’t read.
“This particular individual should not have engaged in consuming a succulent Chinese meal. The law’s black and wide.”
ol Jack Karlson … Rest in Peace you wonderful freeloading bastard!
Next level: be a black guy wearing a shirt that says “do not shoot this guy”
Just kidding don’t try this at home
Or outside…
c/shirtsthatgoalittletoohardperhaps
