Well first I’d worry that all these people look alike. I mean – are they quintuplets? And if so are we supposed to ship them with each other? Because that’s… creepy. (Not because they are all male – I write a lot of M/M stuff. I have no problem with that. But shipping brother with brother? That’s… just a little beyond my comfort zone)
Second – why are they all male? (Just curious).
Third – why is there a weird half person at the end? Was he cut in half during a tragic mining accident that left him forced to live the rest of his life as half a man? Or half a woman? And will this half woman or half man ever be fixed? Or are they happy? And – most importantly – am I putting way too much thought in to this?
Fourth – lets assume this is just some weird aberration where five (or five and a half) people all look alike but aren’t related, so you can ship them and get them to boff like bunnies.
Clearly you don’t get Google & Apple – you don’t get ANYONE and Apple (Apple is the Draco Malfoy of the technology world – evil, ambitious, cunning but ultimately alone and a little sad and will never understand why everyone pretends to like them but really despises them).
Sony & Disney – would make great films together.
Netflix & Disney – would conquer the streaming market together but should never be allowed to get together because they would team up and conquer the world.
You know what they say aim for the sun — even if you miss you’ll land among the dumpsters behind Amazon fulfillment center at GRU8 - Avenida Doutor Antônio Joāo Abdala…07750-000, Cajamar, Sāo Paulo, Brasil.
Well first I’d worry that all these people look alike. I mean – are they quintuplets? And if so are we supposed to ship them with each other? Because that’s… creepy. (Not because they are all male – I write a lot of M/M stuff. I have no problem with that. But shipping brother with brother? That’s… just a little beyond my comfort zone)
Second – why are they all male? (Just curious).
Third – why is there a weird half person at the end? Was he cut in half during a tragic mining accident that left him forced to live the rest of his life as half a man? Or half a woman? And will this half woman or half man ever be fixed? Or are they happy? And – most importantly – am I putting way too much thought in to this?
Fourth – lets assume this is just some weird aberration where five (or five and a half) people all look alike but aren’t related, so you can ship them and get them to boff like bunnies.
Clearly you don’t get Google & Apple – you don’t get ANYONE and Apple (Apple is the Draco Malfoy of the technology world – evil, ambitious, cunning but ultimately alone and a little sad and will never understand why everyone pretends to like them but really despises them).
Sony & Disney – would make great films together.
Netflix & Disney – would conquer the streaming market together but should never be allowed to get together because they would team up and conquer the world.
(Okay. I’m done).
The CEO of NetApp and the CEO of Google Cloud are twins.
in this particular case you’re actually supposed to ship them into the sun.
Would that be covered by Prime? Because it sounds like it would be expensive :)
You know what they say aim for the sun — even if you miss you’ll land among the dumpsters behind Amazon fulfillment center at GRU8 - Avenida Doutor Antônio Joāo Abdala…07750-000, Cajamar, Sāo Paulo, Brasil.
The joke is that they are all soulless corporations.
the antis have showed up