My beagle was running around the yard and his big ol ears were flapping around. My goldendoodle just sat there while the beagle ran circles around her as fast as he could.
One time I was out walking and as I turned a corner a pug was running at me full speed, which is a sight to behold - every part of their face and body seems to be moving in a different direction at once. I was still doubled over laughing when the owner walked past me and she gave me a dirty look lol.
There are 2 types of pug owners:
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My precious baby is perfect and can do no wrong.
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You’re lucky I love you you ugly little shit.
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The “none pizza, left beef” story got me pretty good when it origionally posted.
Pretty much that entire blog was golden. Real shame it’s gone. I used to re-read pretty much everything once a year
The internet was so full of life and learning.
And boring shit too, but at least it was human-generated boring shit
When I was in middle school I was reading a passage of some workbook in Sunday school and it said something with the word “papi” describing how different cultures call their fathers, I guess in relation to how God is our father in heaven. Anyways when I read “papi”, I paused for a second, and absolutely lost it. I never laughed at anything so hard in my life.
Just the idea of calling God “papi” is absolutely absurd.
When I saw someone comment something like “That is an aggressively country child.” I laughed so hard lol
We reference this all the time now. It’s a permanent memory artifact. XD
LOL, indeed. I grew up in Oklahoma so I recognize that twang. :P I worked for years to get rid of my southern accent.
Haha I have folks there! Lived there for a bit too! Between Okie and Cali, I think now I subconsciously adjust my twang to adapt to my surroundings. 😂
Heh, I do to a little bit, but starting in high school I was just actively correcting my twang hard until I just had like a generic American accent. Somehow from that effort I’ve picked up localisms from all over the US (I have moved a lot, but that was years later), like I use ‘soda’ instead of ‘coke’. Nowadays you’d never be able to tell unless I was drunk as shit, which I don’t do more than once every few years at best, cause even without the accent I don’t talk like an Okie anymore.
Oh interesting, that audio is from a totally different video
Huh, I had no idea. Totally works for the other video tho, cause that shit cracked me up.
I was watching a Brad Williams clip where he talked about humping John Stamos’ leg.
Oh Jesus. I forgot about that.
I choose that one too for “almost ruptured a spleen” laughing.
We adopted the cutest 5lb dog, a Chihuahua Pekingese mix, she’s an angel. One day she started humping her toys, and I mean absolutely railing them. That first time she did it in front of us I almost died. I buy her large stuffed animals now for better grip, I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio.
LOL, my best friend’s mom had a little Shih Tzu and one time when we were over there for dinner she had just bought him this HUGE red stuffed bull-thing that was like 4 times his size, but man it didn’t even slow him down, he just went for it right in the middle of the living room floor in front of everyone. Poor pupper kept falling off and having to roll over on him and shit. Friend’s mom was mortified, but the rest of us were laughing so hard we couldn’t breathe there for a minute.
The people who made “If the 40k Emperor had a Text-to-speech” had to give it up for copyright/trademark reasons so they moved to making World Of Darkness (Vampire the Masquerade, Hunter the Reckoning, etc.) content. Their “Hunter: The Parenting” has been hysterical so far but personally the “Norfolk Wizard Game” has me pausing to cackle like a madwoman. I have played and GMed for WoD over the years and it’s just pure gold. I especially liked the episode “1 hour of Hermetic Propaganda to Fall Asleep To”
I fucking love Emperor TTS, that shit was hilarious, I’m gonna have to check out the WoD stuff.
Austin Powers 2 when he fights mini me. I couldn’t breathe it was so dumb and funny.
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- i’m waiting
- hurry up
me waiting faster: -_-
This was like 15 years ago, but there was a video by Videogamedunky on YouTube where he prank called places.
I was laughing so hard in my bed at night that I was genuinely wondering if I’d gone crazy.
Not sure why I found it so funny at the time. Maybe I was a bit tired too.
I think about him saying don’t tell my wife about the chicken wings at least once a week lol
That’s…. The last time? Man you might need a night out on the town.
Tbf videogamedunkey is funny as hell
Agreed
Nathan Fielder, The Rehearsal, S2E3
Season 2 of The Rehearsal is already my favorite Nathan Fielder project. S02E03 is totally unhinged
I thought everything in this show was scripted. No, the “numbers prove God is everywhere” guy, “Jews killed Jesus” woman, and Captain Sexual Harassment are all real people. It’s so on-the-nose I thought they were all doing a bit.
I choked on my coffee watching that.
Some story posted on hexbear about a woman who was antagonized by a misogynist all night who doused him in gasoline and then he was like GO ON, DO IT and then she did it and i laughed so. hard
Link if you can find it pls :D
This beautiful series of images and the corresponding text from old reddit. Folks, I present kinder surprise sorry. Old reddit was a fun place sometimes.
Does it count if I was high? If so this nonsense right here
Swear that sounds like the inside of my brain sometimes lmao.
