The papal tappy taps
If you do it the right way… one hit should suffice.
Jesus allegedly came back, they aren’t taking those kinds of risks these days
Popehammer is my favorite Elder Scrolls artifact.
+5 damage and THAC0 against undead
you know it’s an ancient artifact when it uses THAC0
This felt like a personal attack
Plot twist: THAC0 bonus actually reduced your THAC0
This is false! Everybody knows that they smother the pope’s face with a huge hoe’s ass to confirm his death.
“One” hit
“Two” hit Pope: “Ouch!”
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“What do we do now?” “Just hit harder, it’s a self-solving problem”
“Three” smash Pope: “OUCH!!!”
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“Now what?”
It was in a book of papal facts my very Catholic childhood friend had on the bus one time, so I buy it. One additional aspect I remember is that they call them by their Christian/given name when they hit them.
Pope Says he’s feeling better now…
The hammer is in fact eight feet long.
They’re making really sure.
The ancient custom of throwing the body into the Tiber river is too unrefined for these modern times
I bought one of those at Harbor Freight for like ¼ the price the Vatican probably paid.
Yeah but it breaks after hitting 2 popes
that’s still a good 40-50 years of use!
Still cheaper to replace when it breaks than the Snap-On one.
That’s the cool thing about harbor freight. How many popes you really gonna hit on any given day?
In all seriousness, my dad was a mechanic, and he’d buy HF air impact guns instead of Mac or Matco or Snap-On. The nice ones cost four to six times as much, and needed to be serviced about every 18 months, during which time he was down a gun.
So he’d buy two or three HF guns, use one till it broke in six months, switch to another, replenish stock at his convenience.
As many as it takes.
I was just thinking that Stanley Tools should capitalize on Stanley’s success and release a line of replica ceremonial tools backed by a viral campaign instead of suing them for their success.
I would probably buy a replica pope whacker, the U.S. congressional mace if virally advertised, or even a golden shovel, engraved with a jaunty nihilistic saying, like “Digging my own grave!”
I got a golden shovel for Christmas 2017. I was (am) obsessed with twin peaks and my wife made one for me like from the show (the comeback season or whatever). Because I have to dig myself out of the shit.
So it’s correctly labeled as a factoid then
The -oid suffix is used to describe something that appears like something else, but is not that thing. An asteroid is something that looks like a star, but isn’t. A factoid is something that looks like a fact, but isn’t.
I used to introduce my common-law partner as my “wifeoid.” She hated that but sometimes it is okay to put your own pleasure first.
it’s uncomfortably close to “femoid”
It was a different time.
A droid looks like a Dr. but isn’t? Am I getting this right?
Comes from Android. Like a human but isn’t.
It’s a silver hammer, so it could also check if the Pope is a werewolf.
“The Pope was bitten by a wolf while going out for a shit. Somebody call Maxwell!”
Can’t let that happen again.
…again?
The events inspired the band Powerwolf.
Check the bathroom window for finger prints.
