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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS

www.independent.co.uk

fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened
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    Somebody needs to just wave something shiny in front of him to distract him from this stupid idea.

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      Next up on truth social:

      ONE OF MY SUBORDINATES JINGLED HIS KEYS IN FRONT OF ME FOR HOURS. I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH ENJOYMENT IN MY LIFE.

      MAKE JINGLING KEYS GREAT AGAIN!

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        MJKGA!

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      The Honourable Groom of the Laser Pointer.

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      An put a tariff on movies so he doesn’t do it again! Oh, wait…

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